If you, like I did, have the preconceived notion that the great wall is a nice, flat, wall, upon which you can have a stroll, you are very wrong. God knows it’s bloody ancient, and not only have half the steps completely rotten away so it’s more of a hike, the majority of them are about 4 foot tall, meaning you have to heave yourself up each one.

I’ll tell you summat, it nearly killed me, but bloody hell, it was worth it.

…and we got to toboggan down to the bottom! Weeeeee!